One day we will put on our virtual reality goggles to tell our grandchildren about the once-upon-a-time when we sat around a table, fought with relatives, and ate strange foods to celebrate Thanksgiving in real life. They will hardly believe tales of giant roasted birds, desserts made from gourds, and the snoring sleepers under the influence of tryptophan. There will even be some scary stories, and nothing is scarier than hearing Uncle Fred describe the differences between yams and sweet potatoes!